I wish I could remember all the things I meant to say….
July 1, 2008
Sometimes, or most times as it goes with me, I think of clever stories or funny things or really meaningful words of wisdom. This usually occurs when…
1) I am in bed and too lazy to fire up the computer
2) I am driving and smoking and just cant bring myself to splurge on that senior citizen device that is a hand held voice recorder remembering thingie
3) I have been dipping into the sauce
Back in the day when I worked for the evil empire I had all the time in the world to make fun of my miserable exsistance. Now, I am not so miserable and I dont have the acess at work to speak of the humerous events that go on, and beleive me, they do go on. I dont even talk about work anymore. There are people that I work with that are truely miserable and talk the opressive talk and I always smile and tell them “oh you dont know…you just dont know how bad it can be at a job”
Anyway, enough about that. And I suppose, enough about me. This device helped me through a terrible terrible time in my life and I dont know how I would have made it without it.
I still think about my acadamy acceptance speech. I still wonder where Gary is. I found heather and then I forgot where she went and now I cant find her.
Sissy is too busy for me
most everyone site makes my computer pissed.
Good times go really fast and I am having some right now. Trying and suceeding to some extent to appreciate the positive in my life. God bless dr phil.
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1.
capricorn1966 | July 1, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I wish I could remember…something. I remember last summer was a hoot and I found a new friend.
2.
Sissy | July 2, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Yeah. Anyway. Where in the fucking hell is Gary?
I shmoozed Minnie Driver, Jason Schwartzman, and Eddie Izzard onto my My Space thingie-ma-bob. I think I got a few other straglers to join the bandwagon including Katrina Kochenderfer. SAH-LAM!
Anyhoo, Gary’s existence made me think of all that because I fixed my favorite song of his onto my page.
3.
Sissy | July 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Oh, and I fucking hate the summer so fucking bad. I can see how Keyser Gate went down in this smelly fuck hole of a season.
Is Heather really lost?
4.
SPANK | July 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm
well, no she isnt, i just cant find her.
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Heather | July 3, 2008 at 10:09 am
Ladies, please. This summer will also be a hoot. Hooting frickin’ hoot hoot hooty. I’m still at work all day. I’ll tell you my godforsaken stories.
And listen, most days I can’t find myself either. Hellooooooooo!
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SPANK | July 3, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Ah ha! I knew she would turn up eventually
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micky2 | July 4, 2008 at 1:30 am
Its so far out solid and groovy that some people still say “hoot”
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Heather | July 4, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Cap started it.
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capricorn1966 | July 4, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Cap was a hoot today after drinking three very strong mohitos and four seagrams wine coolers.
Any hoot, you never know what’s going to come out of my mouth.
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SPANK | July 6, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Ahhhh…the heartbreak of soggy beaver…
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micky2 | July 6, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Is it a shaved toothless beaver ?
12.
SPANK | July 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm
for the right amount of money it is…
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micky2 | July 15, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I been saving for a whole week now.
$23.47 good ?
I was thinking of a graduation present for my boy
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capricorn1966 | August 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm
are you watching, so you think you can dance? I love Katie and Joshua, they are so good together. I can’t believe he has had no training. He’s unbelievable.
So how the hell have you been?
15.
Sissy | August 2, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I’m watching GREAT WHITE SHARKS eat people.
In Philly they cull deer, which means that police officers randomly shoot deer to control the population.
Yet, here we are letting these fuck head sharks randomly eat us while we are innocently trying to catch a wave.
I have issues.
Fuck head GREAT WHITE SHARKS.
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Sissy | August 2, 2008 at 9:36 pm
btw – Spank, since you’re not answering my emails, dad wants you to at least respond to his. We’re thinking of hitting Wendy’s for dinner next Monday. Or Zidarelli’s in Shermansdale.
Cap – I’ll be in Newport Aug 11 and 13. You can get into the water park on my pass.
Micky – The water park opens at 11 a.m. Is this going to interfere with your jet lag?
17.
capricorn1966 | August 2, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Too much coffee, Sissy? You’re commenting all over the fucking Internet.
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capricorn1966 | August 7, 2008 at 11:28 am
who do you want to win. I wish they would chose two because Katie and Joshua are amazing together.
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SPANK | August 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm
I need to take some time off work to catch up onsome blogging.
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SPANK | August 7, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I did respond to his emails. dad’s that is.
I have been watching and I think josh and katie are a fucking mazing.
this season has been really good, I am a big fan of twitch too because he always gives it his all.
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capricorn1966 | August 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I loved that Mary and Nigel both danced in a number. I would of never thought that May Murphy had legs like that. And, I think I have grown a special attraction for Nigel this year. It’s weird.
I can’t believe that Katie didn’t get it.
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SPANK | August 11, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I am glad Josh won, he was all heart. katie danced wonderful too..i think a boy and a girl should win
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capricorn1966 | August 11, 2008 at 9:38 pm
I thought so, too. I’m glad Josh won, though, he really deserved it. I thought it was cute that we got to see him without his braces.
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capricorn1966 | August 30, 2008 at 9:55 pm
What’s up, girl? I need some spank time.
25.
Sissy | September 3, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Why doesn’t spanky blog any more? I have a new friend at my pad. She stalked me. And found me. I full of warmth and awe as I bask in the glory of someone taking a moment from their busy schedule to hunt me down.
She’s also the mother of two-year-old triplets.
26.
Sissy | September 3, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Yo, where is everyone?? Don’t think I won’t sit in here talking to myself all week before someone comes by and calls my crazy.
I’ll do it.
I swear.
Don’t you think I won’t.
27.
Sissy | September 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Still here. Still Talking.
28.
capricorn1966 | September 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Listen, toots, don’t come in here after a three month sabbatical, thinking you were here all that time. It just doesn’t work that way.
Peg, still down the shore and Heather is in gator land somewhere. You probably still think, Spank works with Rita at Kmart…getting blow jobs…in the wood shed…chasing bats…
What’s Keyser doing these days? Probably just shaking his head.
29.
Sissy | September 4, 2008 at 7:04 pm
omg. I have the best blow job story but can’t tell it on my own blog because my gymnasts have found me there.
keyser stalks all of us, every day, across the spectrum.
30.
capricorn1966 | September 4, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I know he caught me one day out of the blue. I was like, “stalker”
So…tell us the blow job story. come on I’m waiting.
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capricorn1966 | September 4, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Aw man! Gymnasts? Does that mean I can’t say bad words on your blog anymore?
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Sissy | September 4, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Oh, your cool. I just can’t drop the f bomb or effity eff around the place.
Anyhoo, here’s the story.
So…. at a particular gymnastics camp, it is ceremony for coaches to get inebriated five out of seven days of the week and stay up until all hours of the night. (the other two days of the week are spent recovering in bed) Example: a crew of friends wanted to drive from one end of camp to the other, down a brief stretch of route 45. One coach decided, at the time, that it would be a grand idea to ride on the hood of the vehicle in motion while taking phone photos of the driver.
Half way en route, the driver hollared through the open window that she felt like her friend on the hood was going to fall off the car and smash onto the road. The girl on the hood hollared back that, “No! No! I’m completely fine out here! I’m holding onto the windshield wipers!”
Except that the driver thought her friend hollared back to turn on the windshield wipers, which is what she did.
(pause for uncontrolled laughter at the vivid image of a woman thrashing back and forth on the hood of a moving car)
I tell this to prefice the insanity of my blow job story and any others that come to mind as I sit in here and talk to myself.
Unfortunately, I have wasted all my time preficing and now have to delay the blow job story until next time. Also, I think I spelled haller/hollar/hallor wrong and it’s pissing me off that wordpress does not accomodate idiots with spellcheck.
fuckers.
33.
MamaPeg is Watching You | September 6, 2008 at 10:10 am
No spellcheck in comments…. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK, come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
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MamaPeg is Watching You | September 6, 2008 at 10:10 am
i need a new avatar
35.
Sissy | September 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm
No, no. I like that….face thing…or whatever it is.
What I don’t like are loud freaking neighbors across the street on an otherwise perfectly quiet sunday afternoon.
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Matt Lesoine | September 7, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june
In a kenworth pullin logs
Cab-over pete with a reefer on
And a jimmy haulin hogs
No wait, that’s not it. I think a better choice would be:
There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There’s too much confusion
I can’t get no relief
Or rather, is this the correct message?
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations — one by one.
His woman and his best friend –
In bed and having fun.
He’s crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees –
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train won’t stop going –
No way to slow down.
Well, since the worst summer I’ve ever had is almost over, Spanky needs to get back in here so I have something to look forward to each day.
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Keyser pimp mac daddy | September 8, 2008 at 8:51 am
Matt, I am all over that on the Spanky come home thing….except I had the best summer I ever had and being back at this fucking desk is what’s killing me know. I need Spank so that I can stop working every fifteen minutes and read funny comments.
38.
capricorn1966 | September 8, 2008 at 3:38 pm
We all need a little spank in our lives.
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capricorn1966 | September 8, 2008 at 7:44 pm
So are you coming back?
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capricorn1966 | September 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Spank, I had a colonoscopy done a couple of weeks ago and everything was fine. He said to do what ever I needed to help me to go. Do you have any Alli?
41.
capricorn1966 | September 10, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I went back to lasik today. It’s been one year, wow. Well my eye sight has gotten a little bit worse over the last six months. Three months ago I chose not to have the surgery but I’ve been finding that my driving glasses have been in a little more use. like for watching TV, driving during the day, having sex, and even grocery shopping cause ya know, I need to know where to find the martini mixes. I’ve decided to have it done again.
So when are you coming back?
42.
Matt Lesoine | September 10, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Okay then I’ll give my account:
During the last week of April, I fell and broke my arm and 2 bones in my back. Was in Lehigh Valley Trauma Center for 3 weeks and pocono hospital for another 10 days in May. Got dischraged May 31. Spent June doing home bound rehab learning how to walk, and July and August at good shepherd out patient rehab for physical therapy 3X a week. Getting better but still have a lot of pain and can only really walk about 80 yards. Maybe more but it’s no fun.
Another great thing is that my girl dumped me a week before I got hurt so it’s been a hott time all around. The plus sides have been that I haven’t had to drive while the fuel prices were at their worst, and I dropped about 80 pounds since I got hurt. They say I still can’t go back to work but I’m tired of being stuck in the house all the time.
There is more to the story but will leave that for another time. However, I will tell you a crazy story if you feel like reading it. Let me warn you though, it contains adult themes and a bit of TMI. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The first night I went into Lehigh Valley Hospital at the trauma center, they had to put a catheter in me. Yeah no fun, at least that’s what I thought at first too. There were 4 young nurses (probably 23-25) each one hotter than the next there to put that gigantic f@#$ing thing in me.
Well what with the back pain I was in, the freezing temperatures, and the outright stress of it all, (to quote George Costanza) there was a slight bit of shrinkage. So these 4 nurses had to really take their time and try like 5 times to get the damn thing in.
Well about the time that they were almost done, apparently my prostate had swollen a bit and they kept hitting it with the pipe they were trying to insert. Sooo I’ll let you figure out what happens when that particular gland gets stimulated. Let me tell you, I certainly assumed my first experience with group sex would have been a better time than that!
Now where did I put those fucking pipe cleaners???
43.
Sissy | September 11, 2008 at 4:33 pm
omfg! Were the nurses like, “Oh, MY…look what we have here…!”
Okay, a few notes on this story:
1. Your shinanigans, although well orchestrated, were exactly that, because we all know that you could have fixed yourself up in your tool shed.
2. Who wouldn’t go to the ER for some free pee pee touching after being dumped? I’m game.
3. If guys can use the shrinkage excuse, I have a headache. For the rest of my LIFE.
4. I’m dialing Spanky’s number as I type…with my hemmoroids.
44.
capricorn1966 | September 11, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Thanks Matt, that was the best fucking story I’ve heard in a long time and I needed that laugh at this very moment. I can’t even comment on it my brain is so fogged right now. And Sissy don’t let anyone ever tell you that you’re not funny.
The only funny story I have, and I was pissing my pants just because I crack myself up, is the other day, after having my eyes examined they did another test with this masquerade mask that had tiny little hoes in it. I placed it over my eyes and read the chart. so she said what can you see. I said, “the O and F. She says, ” is that all you can see?” “yeah, the O and the F.”
I can see panic in her face as she adjusting the screen. “are you sure that’s all you can see?”
“YEAH” And then I realize she was unsettled so I said, “There are only two letters right?”
“Is that all you see?”
“Um, yeah”
when she realized that I was leaning towards the right she told me to sit straight up. “Oh that’s better, O, F, L, C, there’s only four letter right?
“yes.” she said.
And that’s it. Anyway, I thought it was funny.
45.
Matt Lesoine | September 11, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Let me say that every word of that story is true. In regards to Sissy comment #2; after about the first, I don’t know – 12 times – the novelty kind of wears off. During that month I spent in the hospital my “business” was handled by more women than in the previous entirty of my life. It was also a lot of fun when they would give me showers too.
Oh – in regards to comment #1; that’s precisely what I attempted to do. I got hurt on a Sunday morning and went to the hospital the Monday a week later. I thought I was just sore but the pain just kept getting worse and worse until I couldn’t move. I even went to work for a week with my broken back shifting all around. Finally I knew I had to go get checked out.
Comment #3; That’s no bullshit. I’m telling any of you anything you don’t already know but if a women can have a different mood every day of the month (and some several different moods a day), a man can have shrinkage as an excuse especially in a hospital with the temperature at 64 degrees inside.
Comment #4; Are you typing or dailing with your hemmoroids???
46.
Sissy | September 11, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Dialing.
47.
Matt Lesoine | September 11, 2008 at 10:18 pm
sweet
48.
Sissy | September 12, 2008 at 9:05 am
Thanks.
So….does a pee pee just forget its business after so many baths? Or does he rise to the occassion? Because standing to attention could be awkward. I’m sure it happens to the best of us.
49.
MamaPeg is Watching You | September 12, 2008 at 11:52 pm
How come Spank is not ommenting on Matt’s shrinkage?
50.
Sissy | September 13, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Dude! I do not know!!!!
She gave me a lame excuse involving twins on separate soccer teams, being a single working mom, blah, blah, blah. Sheesh. Does she not understand the importance of Matt’s business?????
51.
SPANK | September 13, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I first read matt’s story, sorry about the girlfirend but i never liked her. and sorry about the bones and the boner…made me laugh
cappy your eye doctor story made me laugh so hard i actually cried.
52.
Matt Lesoine | September 13, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Point of order: In regards to my aforementioned story, there wasn’t a boner to speak of; that stage was sort of skipped right over and things directly progressed to semi-violent discharge.
53.
capricorn1966 | September 13, 2008 at 11:37 pm
See Spank the only reason you laughed so hard is because you know me. And you sat there and pictured me saying, “I see the O and the F, I can see it, it’s very clear….O…F….see two letters. Yup, that’s all I see.”
Dah, how many letters are there suppose to be?
54.
capricorn1966 | September 13, 2008 at 11:42 pm
She probably shit herself thinking half of my eye went blind. And trying to think of how one eye could only see half the chart. I don’t even think there’s a disorder for something like that. Do you?
55.
SPANK | September 14, 2008 at 5:17 pm
i was laughing more so because i pictured you with the little mask on wrong and that in itself was the point of hilarity.
Matt..the shrinkage?? Eh, not bothered by it….i need to know the sixe of that sucker when its in working order, i could give two shits if it looks like a toothpaste cap, just so long as when I need a service i get atleast a wiffle ball bat thrown at me.
hahaha
and yeah i misunderstood what happened with the nurse..just shot er right out did ya…I think at that moment I would have wished immediate coma. oh the embarrassment.
56.
Matt Lesoine | September 15, 2008 at 12:17 am
Well thanks to that freaking pipe they were sticking inside me there wasn’t any real evidence available to the nurses, I’m glad to report.
And you must have met me someplace in the past as I’ve always been a “grow-er” rather than a “show-er.”
And which type of wiffle ball bat do you mean? The standard yellow ones or the red “fat bat” ones???
57.
Sissy | September 19, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Good lord almighty to hell and back. I would have faked the fucking coma.
And for the first time in six months, I have too much information to know that Matt is a show-er. (different from being a shower which is what I typed at first.)
At least Spank-a-roo came home.
58.
Sissy | September 19, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Matt, you can play with me and Cappy on Facebook when you are bored of growing your dick for nurses.
Or whatever it is you do for a living.
59.
Matt Lesoine | September 21, 2008 at 10:56 pm
So yeah I joined facebook but I am still entrenched in the learning curve. And I think I do have way too much time on my hands as I jumped on there about 20 times today. So that’s that.
But there’s still no Spanky and I’m sure I’m not alone when I say there should be…..
60.
Matt Lesoine | September 25, 2008 at 10:19 am
Just doing my fly by to see that there is still nothing happening over here. That’s pretty disheartening…
61.
Matt Lesoine | September 28, 2008 at 3:13 am
Okay then. So since I’m the only one to cruise by during the past week; I’m on the verge of planting my flag and claiming this site for myself…..
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capricorn1966 | September 28, 2008 at 5:46 pm
You go right ahead and do that, Matt, cause we need some entertainment around here. Not that you can get up and dance for us, well, not all of you but the part that can is really the only one that matters. So plant your flag and show us what you got. Literally….
63.
Matt Lesoine | October 2, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Well today, 10/2/08, was the first day since May 1 that I have been able to drive a car. Just went for a giant circle around the Stroudsburg area. Took about 45 minutes or so; no problems but now I can really feel the pain in my back. At least some progress is being made in this slow process.
I’ll plant my flag once I get my card reader for the digital camera. I’d hate to have to use one of my “in-stock” photos from the old days.
64.
capricorn1966 | October 2, 2008 at 10:54 pm
May 1st? Holy shit you are damaged. I’m really good with wheel chairs if ever you need help. Just ask my mom. She’ll tell you it wasn’t my fault. The grate just popped out of no where and got stuck in the wheel.
65.
Sissy | October 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Matt. Join.
Cappy. Holy fucking shit. That’s funny as hell!
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Sissy | October 2, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Okay. Here’s something funny about the comment I just left. I had written, “Holy fucking shit” and thought, awe damn, my pesky little gymnasts root around in here looking for me to curse. I’d better change it.
So I edited it to “Holy fucking crap.”
And then realized that, for the sake of being an idiot, I deserved getting caught holding a hot f-bomb in my ass.
Oh, and congrats Matt. I’m just glad that you are still alive.
Because I need some liposuction and I hear your tool shed specializes in expandable tubing. Makes for a more comfortable fat reduction.
No worries. I just slapped myself for being sick. Carry on.
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Matt Lesoine | October 9, 2008 at 12:28 am
“Holy fucking shit vs. holy fucking crap” is a new classic. I’m sorry to say that I still prefer this forum when directly compared to the aforementioned facebook. I mean there are positives to facebook but I think I’m just too stupid to really get with it.
And getting “caught holding a hot f-bomb in one’s ass” sounds suspiciously like something that takes place in a crowded college dorm room under the influence of varying mind altering substances with members of the oppsite sex.
68.
Matt Lesoine | October 9, 2008 at 12:29 am
Oh yeah – everyone please come back here. This exercise in self discussion is only reinforcing my belief that I’m not quite right.
69.
capricorn1966 | October 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I don’t really get facebook either. The whole commenting thing seems to be…I don’t know…like do I have to go to everyone’s page to see comments or do I see all of my friends comments on my main page? I don’t know I’m confused. I think.
70.
Matt Lesoine | October 10, 2008 at 11:20 am
Exactly. I have been typically commenting on sissy’s “wall” and I think that only she can see them? But I really don’t know because I get updates all the time of other people’s comments wherever they are. I guess I should go thru the FAQ’s and try to figure it out, but that’s too much trouble.
71.
capricorn1966 | October 10, 2008 at 11:35 am
Let’s just stay here. People will come. We’ll demand it. And if not we’ll have a stand-in, sit-in or what ever, a protest.
We can have signs that read;
FUCK FACEBOOK
ONE PAGE, ONE COMMENT SECTION
COME ONE, COME ALL
BLOGGERS ARE THE SHIT
72.
Matt Lesoine | October 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’m with you!
73.
Matt Lesoine | October 15, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Well I showed up; might as well get settled down.
74.
Sissy | October 16, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Yo, that’s MY crocheted throw you have wrapped around you. Here, you can use the one my cat chewed on.
And take off my slippers.
75.
Sissy | October 16, 2008 at 9:25 pm
What. You can’t can’t get settled in using your OWN shit.
76.
Sissy | October 16, 2008 at 9:26 pm
[question mark]
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Sissy | October 16, 2008 at 9:30 pm
On a lighter note, [no, you can't have the fuzzy pink robe.] I think we should pick a facebook and see how many comments we can run under a single status update. Like, rather than run back and forth from wall to wall, we just keep piling comments under one status. Who’s status should we use?
I love reindeer games. They give me butterflies in my stomach.
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capricorn1966 | October 18, 2008 at 10:19 am
Don’t worry Matt, I have a fuzzy black one that would go well with your masculinity and slippers to match, too.
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capricorn1966 | October 18, 2008 at 10:19 am
I want butterflies in my stomach, too.
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Sissy | October 19, 2008 at 9:49 am
No. You have no idea how bad I need butterflies. I actually responded to a question last week, completely out of context, by saying, “I don’t know. I’m dead inside.”
Cappy. This cannot be our lives.
Did Danielle tell you about the Philly U. soccer team? Holy holy holy.
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Matt Lesoine | October 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
Thanks for the offers but I’ve never been a “robe person.” I’d consider Hugh Heffner style pajamas though, but a robe just isn’t my thing. As for the facebook status dealie I guess I’m game but I’m not 100% sure exactly what you mean.
RE: comment #80 – that’s classic. I’m on board with that statement too….
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capricorn1966 | October 19, 2008 at 6:02 pm
She sure did. When do I become a gymnastics coach.
Yes it can, Sissy, as long as we do it with a smile all is good. Right?
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Sissy | October 20, 2008 at 8:05 am
Holy holy holy.
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Sissy | October 20, 2008 at 8:09 am
If I had been alone, I would have convinced myself that I have consumed too much acid in my lifetime, or that I slipped through a porthole, or that I was dreaming because all at once, they were all there. And all at once they were gone. But Matt didn’t show up in bathrobe and there was no smokey air sequence, so I knew it was real.
Matt, Cappy, how can we be dead in our 30s/40s? This is a tragedy. I suppose I should start smoking again. Seeing that I’m dead. And all.
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capricorn1966 | October 20, 2008 at 10:03 am
We’re not dead. We just three lonely dorks who insist on staying at a blog witch is dead. (FYI…I spelled that wrong on purpose)
See…dork.
But in reality we are the cool dorks. And people will follow. Eventually. They will. I promise. I’m staying here until they do. Nope. Nada. Not going.
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Matt Lesoine | October 20, 2008 at 10:14 am
Well I had to quit all tobacco and alcohol (ab)use when I went in the hospital. Can’t remember if I mentioned that before or not but it was not as bad as I expected. Probably because of all the percs, etc I was on but it wasn’t a real problem. It would be nice to have a highball now though but I still can’t. This whole being home thing is literally driving me crazy. The days all run together and I can hardly remember what I did the day before if anything. Add in the fact that it seems like every one of my “friends” has cut me loose; I assume to stay on the “side” of my ex, makes things fairly difficult. I suppose that’s part of why I try to check back here, facebook, and sissy’s 3 times a day – nobody else wants to talk to me. But then again since I recently dodged 4 bullets I can say that it better to be dead inside than outside.
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capricorn1966 | October 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Smoking=bad
I quit four years ago and it feels wonderful. I can’t say much for the inconsiderate people who smoke in front of me knowing it hurts my lungs but then again that’s why we have smoking bans. So hopefully the smokers in my office will obey it and next summer and I won’t need to make an anonymous call and cost my company a $1000.00 fine. Cause ya know, I’m a bitch that way.
Sissy, we should get our signs together and make a road trip and picket in front of Matt house against face book and deserters. Did I mention I’m good with a wheelchair.
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Matt Lesoine | October 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I am actually walking around; got rid of the wheelchair maybe 6-7 weeks ago? Have been using a cane, but I think yesterday was able to go all day without it for the first time. But can feel it now though. Am hoping to not going back to using it though.
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capricorn1966 | October 20, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Thank God your fingers are OK.
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Sissy | October 21, 2008 at 11:09 am
“The days all run together and I can hardly remember what I did the day before if anything.”
Some people have all the luck.
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Sissy | October 21, 2008 at 11:10 am
“Thank God your fingers are OK.”
Amen.
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Matt Lesoine | October 22, 2008 at 9:48 am
RE: comment 90; I guess it could be considered lucky but most of the time it’s simply odd. Having to check the paper to see what day it is, it’s like I’m one of the elderly. Next thing you know I’ll have to check the obituaries to see if I should get out of bed or not…
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capricorn1966 | October 23, 2008 at 7:28 am
Matt, I feel for you. Really, I do. Why don’t you hop on your bike and ride down here. Sissy and I would be glad to keep you company.
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Matt Lesoine | October 23, 2008 at 9:33 am
I’m approaching that stage. I just need a little bit more time back “behind the wheel” before I make a trip of that distance.
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MamaPeg is Watching You | October 25, 2008 at 9:23 am
Mama misses Spank
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capricorn1966 | October 27, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Yeah, so I guess Spank is out doing the athletic thing while we’re stuck in here without her presence. Sheesh…what’s more important, us or her kids?
And since this is my unofficial first day of unemployment, since I still have to do payroll taxes until the end of the year, I’ve was quite bored this afternoon.
COME ON PEOPLE! GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
Cappie can not fall into a winter depression. And if that happens, Sissy will have to do some black magic to get me out of it. We’ll be in Matt’swood shed doing a exorcism to rid me of all evil depression.
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Matt Lesoine | October 28, 2008 at 9:54 am
Yeah you might have to stand in line though. I run into that when the days get shorter and the temps drop. At least my favorite college football team is doing well.
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capricorn1966 | October 28, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Sissy can handle two at a time. She’s known for that.
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Matt Lesoine | October 28, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Wow, that sounds like a hott time for sure.
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capricorn1966 | October 28, 2008 at 6:11 pm
(big sigh) Yeah, it is.
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capricorn1966 | October 28, 2008 at 6:20 pm
bwahahahahahaha
I am the 100th commenter. That’s big shit in Spank’s world. What do I win.
“Well, Cap, will it be a night in Matt’s wood shed with Sissy or will it be victory at the picket line on face book.”
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Matt Lesoine | October 28, 2008 at 6:33 pm
See now I have to run over to facebook and try to track down the picket line.
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capricorn1966 | October 28, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I was going to create a face book protesting group. Do you think that it applies to this
Note: groups that attack a specific person or group of people (e.g. racist, sexist, or other hate groups) will not be tolerated. Creating such a group will result in the immediate termination of your Facebook account.
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Matt Lesoine | October 29, 2008 at 9:34 am
What’s up everybody? And it looks like by “everybody” I mean Cappy since she and I are the only ones left. But I guess it was bound to happen. At least Megyn Kelly is on FoxNews right now. That’s a hott time too.
What I wouldn’t do to that. And she wouldn’t enjoy a single minute of it. At first…
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capricorn1966 | October 30, 2008 at 7:09 am
Hey everyone did you hear? The Phillies won the world series. Not a big fan but it did bring tears to my eyes.
What was that? Do I have the day off? “I’m off the next god damn five months, jerk off.”
Matt, it looks like your agenda for the winter is better then mine.
Speaking of news. Do you know what happened to Lori Delgado from NBC 10. She was on in the morning and then poof she was gone. I loved her. I wouldn’t do to her what you would do to Megyn, and who would spell their name with a Y, when I look at it I think of gynecologist…it’s not even in my spell check…anyway what was I saying. Oh well.
Maybe we should go to the parade.
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Matt Lesoine | October 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
You know I’m wondering the same thing about Jodi Applegate who was on Goodday NY (NY local fox news) and who disappeared off of the station.
The ‘with a y’ thing bothers me too; as if it should be pronounced meg-GYNE. But what do I know? I run into people who try to spell Matt(hew) with only one ‘T.’ And of course mat (one tee) is what you wipe your feet on. Sheesh…
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capricorn1966 | October 30, 2008 at 1:02 pm
yeah, and I’ve seen Kris spelled, Cris and Krys. And then when you spell a name wrong you would think the world was ending. At least with my name I just get, ” with a C or a K” And the only time I really worry about it, is for legal things.
Lori Delgado is missing. Read the comment.
Ya know what we need to do now? Get rid of this typing shit and put in an audio thingy so then we can just say our comments.
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Matt Lesoine | October 30, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Forgive me if I told this one already, but I was in a bar one night and a stupid ‘college girl’ said that there should be a “thing on cell phones that you can talk into and it would make a (text) message.”
I said, “Like leaving a voicemail?”
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capricorn1966 | October 30, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I just choked on my Quacker rice cake. That was so funny. I never heard that one and if I did I forget.
So are you saying, I’m a stupid college girl?
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Matt Lesoine | October 31, 2008 at 2:16 pm
No I’m not saying that – just relating a humorous story from the past that I thought you’d enjoy. Besides I think you were referring to something more like a transposer, and not a tape recorder…..
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capricorn1966 | October 31, 2008 at 3:54 pm
yeah, you’re right…Transexual what?
Just kidding. I crack myself up sometimes.
Happy Halloween to everyone. (Matt)
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Matt Lesoine | October 31, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Watch out for the ghouls and goblins
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capricorn1966 | October 31, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I didn’t get many trick or treaters. I guess not having a porch light didn’t help. It was blown out.
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Matt Lesoine | October 31, 2008 at 8:43 pm
We got zero(!) at my parents house tonight. But I assume that’s because our driveway is like 80 yards long and for years mom would only give out raisins. Maybe if she’d give peanut butter cups we’d have some people…..
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capricorn1966 | November 2, 2008 at 9:14 pm
According to NBC news, I give out the least favorite, lollipops and tootsie rolls. So this year I moved up the ladder one step to miniature air heads and mike and ilkes.
At least I didn’t give out raisins.
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capricorn1966 | November 4, 2008 at 9:20 am
Matt, I’d be hiding in the wood shed, too, until after the election. See you on the rebound.
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Matt Lesoine | November 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I’m not hiding; I’m praying nonstop and here’s just one reason why:
http://www.inrich.com/cva/ric/search.apx.-content-articles-RTD-2008-07-07-0033.html
read the letter titled Beware Charismatic Men Who Preach ‘Change’
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Matt Lesoine | November 4, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Oh and it’s interesting that my own parents consider me a racist simply because I don’t like Ubama’a politics. However they aren’t considered racist when they vote for him BECAUSE he’s black.
They want to right the “wrongs of the past” and that’s why they voted they way they did – their words.
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capricorn1966 | November 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Oh my. I haven’t heard that one yet. That’s scary.
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capricorn1966 | November 4, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I worry about the same thing, too, Matt. But just as equally with the republicans.
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capricorn1966 | November 5, 2008 at 8:27 am
Matt, well, I guess I don’t really need to address you by your name, since we are the only ones here. Anyway…
I hope mama and papa slept well last night, thinking they did the right thing. I hope all the wrongs are rights now.
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Matt Lesoine | November 5, 2008 at 11:29 am
Yeah me too. Now I suppose we can end all of our “social programs” that funnel money to the minority voters since racism has been proven dead. I’m sort of glad that the clown did win; now let him deal with real problems for the first time in his life. Problems where his shady dealings with ‘powerful friends’ won’t help him. At least we’ve proven to our children that as long as you have money and the support of the media; your ineptitude, incompetence, and illegal political practices don’t matter.
I truly fear for the future of our country.
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Matt Lesoine | November 5, 2008 at 11:46 am
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/mostread/s_596905.html
Obama wins, America loses
Voters turned out in record numbers on Tuesday to chart what they’re convinced will be a long-overdue “new course” for America. Unfortunately, it’s likely to be a sloppy tack through the dire straits of rocky shoals that could scuttle this nation.
Democrat Barack Hussein Obama, 47, the junior U.S. senator of Illinois, was the longest of longshots when he announced his candidacy nearly two years ago. But yesterday he was swept into the presidency in commanding fashion by a nation blindly demanding “change.”
And coupling President-elect Obama’s gross inexperience with the liberal extremists he’ll take with him to the White House, some very ugly “change” will be foisted upon America:
• An economic policy of unprecedented and recession-solidifying tax-and-spend socialism. It will milk dry the investment so vital to creating and maintaining jobs and cripple the very people it professes to heal.
• An activist judiciary of unapologetic left-wingers that will mock the Constitution in pursuit of rule-of-law-defying social re-engineering
• A weak foreign policy of deferentialism that will endanger American sovereignty and invite aggression.
Rationalized 17th-century French essayist Marie de Sevigne, “There is nobody who is not dangerous for someone.”
But can we abide the spectacle of a president dangerous for all?
It is customary to wish an incoming president the best of luck. But it’s the American people on whom we bestow that wish today. For they’ll need all the luck that can be mustered to weather what one can only hope will be a one-term anomaly.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
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capricorn1966 | November 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
K…guess you needed to get that off your chest. Feel better? I just hope that the whole “first black president” doesn’t get in the way of our new president doing his job.
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MamaPeg is Watching You | November 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Hi all,
Just wanted to stop over to Spank’s and see if she has re-emerged. Nope, Still hiding.
*sigh*
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capricorn1966 | November 9, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Mama, welcome to Matt and Cappy’s lonesome cove. It’s a sanctuary for boredom.
come join in and grab a picket sign.
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Matt Lesoine | November 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
I first read that as lonesome cave and was all like I don’t know about that. Then I read cove and it makes more sense now…
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capricorn1966 | November 10, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Yeah, Matt, as much as I would love to crawl in a cave and be alone, cove sounds more positive and being positive is better for the soul.
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Matt Lesoine | November 10, 2008 at 11:40 pm
and you need that for dancin’
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capricorn1966 | November 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
soul dancin’
Bwahahahahaha
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capricorn1966 | November 15, 2008 at 10:02 pm
All right, it’s been way to quiet in these parts of the woods. What’s going on?
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Matt Lesoine | November 15, 2008 at 10:38 pm
No idea, I’ve been cruising by but haven’t had anything to report. Nothing new anywhere else it seems too….
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capricorn1966 | November 15, 2008 at 11:21 pm
blase?
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Matt Lesoine | November 17, 2008 at 10:25 am
Is that a french term or what???
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capricorn1966 | November 17, 2008 at 11:24 am
I was thinking more on the lines of boring and not interesting.
Hold on let check my trusty dictionary.com.
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capricorn1966 | November 17, 2008 at 11:26 am
indifferent to or bored with life; unimpressed, as or as if from an excess of worldly pleasures
French, from past participle of blaser, to cloy, from French dialectal, to be chronically hung over, probably from Middle Dutch blāsen, to blow up, swell; see bhlē- in Indo-European roots
Uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence.
Unconcerned; nonchalant: had a blasé attitude about housecleaning.
Very sophisticated
very sophisticated especially because of surfeit; versed in the ways of the world; “the blase traveler refers to the ocean he has crossed as ‘the pond’”; “the benefits of his worldly wisdom”
2. uninterested because of frequent exposure or indulgence; “his blase indifference”; “a petulant blase air”; “the bored gaze of the successful film star”
3. nonchalantly unconcerned; “a blase attitude about housecleaning”
OK, so it kind of fits. Right?
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Matt Lesoine | November 18, 2008 at 12:21 am
Yes it does
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Matt Lesoine | November 18, 2008 at 12:22 am
so like did everybody else like sissy and spanky get swallowed into some kind of space time vortex and disappear or what? I guess we’re all that’s left.
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capricorn1966 | November 18, 2008 at 9:29 am
And it was Sissy’s idea to come back here.
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capricorn1966 | November 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Huh?
You’re going to panama?
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capricorn1966 | November 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Happy Birthday, Matt.
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Matt Lesoine | November 20, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Thank you. And no I’m not going to panama, was just messing around with the palindrome. So what’s new?
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capricorn1966 | November 21, 2008 at 9:44 am
It took me 5 times to read that and then, I was like, “oh is he going to panama?”
Anyhoot, it’s snowing like a bitch here and I’m very upset about it. Probably a lot where you are, huh? Maybe you should of went to Panama.
I’ve been watching the today show all week on global warming and I think I would like to go to Iceland. There’s nothing like getting into a hot tub in freezing cold weather and snow all around. It’s a shame I don’t have one.
Maybe winter wouldn’t be so depressing.
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Matt Lesoine | November 21, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Actually we only got a few flurries and that’s it. I think the depressing aspect is the shorter days. I used to like the cold (crisp) weather a lot, but it’s always the getting dark at 3:30 that bothers me….
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capricorn1966 | November 23, 2008 at 11:01 am
Friday after the sun came out I was talking to my sister and said, “what a beautiful day it turned out to be.”
“A beautiful day? It’s freezing. Are you crazy.”
“The sun is shining, there is a crisp smell in the air. It’s cold. Just the way I like it.”
“Call me in 5 months.”
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Matt Lesoine | November 25, 2008 at 1:31 pm
That does about sum it up…
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capricorn1966 | November 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I’m thinking about going to florida over christmas to my in laws because they are not coming here this year but I refuse to go if it’s going to be below 70.
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capricorn1966 | November 27, 2008 at 8:59 am
Happy Thanksgiving, Matt. And to all of you quiet stalkers who visit.
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Matt Lesoine | November 27, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Yes Happy Thanksgiving to you too. I would include the stalkers but am under the assumption that there aren’t any to be heard from…
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capricorn1966 | November 27, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Good point.
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SPANK | November 28, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Fletch Lives
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SPANK | November 28, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Just because I do not speak does not mean I am not here. In the very near future you will see some haunting images of me on sissy’s space book or face book whatever the fuck that is…
I hope everyone had a good holiday. I am having a good life. I hope to find everyone else in similar favor.
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capricorn1966 | November 28, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Holy Mary Mother of God you are alive. Look Matt, it’s Spank, she’s a live, she’s here.
And by everyone you mean Matt and I.
I hope you and your family had a nice holiday, too.
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Matt Lesoine | November 29, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Whoa! That’s some wild news right there!!!
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SPANK | November 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I miss you guys alot. Infact I have alot of people to make fun of in the near future…so stay tuned. anyway…Matt is your health well? I hope so…and cappy, ill be seeing you within the month…thats right ill be in philly land oh so soon!
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capricorn1966 | November 30, 2008 at 9:55 pm
We’re doing fine. We’ve been holding the fort the down until your big come back. We have been waiting patiently and hating face book. So we’re ready, spankdelicious.
We like to make fun of people and with my two man show at work there’s not much to report except for aggravation.
And you better let me know when you’re here.
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Matt Lesoine | December 1, 2008 at 12:12 am
Yeah holding down the fort. We’ve been the last hold outs in the wild west that chose to stay around. Just counting tumbleweeds.
Spank – Thanks for the thoughts on my health; they’re appreciated. I have some “new issues” going on that I’ll hold off on for awhile; but all in all things are looking pretty good. Still can’t work which is driving me crazy though. I hope things are good with you and the family.